Football: Draft... 2006!

Are you interested in a cracked-out 2006 mock draft? YES? You have severe emotional issues. Nonetheless, I provide.

Why do I say this draft is cracked out?
30. New England - Pierre Woods, LB, Michigan
Where's that damn emoticon... ah yes.
Also, infinitely more plausible, is this:
18. Kansas City - Jason Avant, WR, Michigan

And even that's a big stretch. I love Avant, but you can't expect him to run well enough at the combine to leap into the first round.

Update: Here's another draft, this one from CBS Sportsline. Watson at #16, and Avant (again!) at #24.