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POSITION GROUP: ANY.
#1 YOUR SCHOOL.
Your position group is teh sweetness, full of returning hulksters that will undoubtedly lead your school to teh NationalChampionship. I would describe your returning players, except for the fact that since they are all so awesome that everyone knows all about them already. So just think of the best things ever and pretend I wrote them. Hurray!!!

#2 to #116 MANY OTHER SCHOOLS

#117 STUPID RIVAL STUPIDHEADS
Their position group is teh worst!!! They are known for smelling and also being rapists. Why does not teh head coach man suspend them or jail them? It is the mystery. Probably because he is immoral and evil and perhaps also enjoys a little bit of the in-out, in-out from time to time. Even so, they are slow and small and will be destroyed to bits by your far superior OPPOSING POSITION GROUP, which we also rank #1 in the world.

It is a good thing everything is so perfect for your team, because now you will click on my banners!