BlogPoll Ballot Week 11... Official

Introducing the Fraud Squad.

I will take this opportunity to force BlogPoll voters to look deep into the sausagey bowels of some of the teams they're voting for.

	UCLA	LSU	Texas Tech	Auburn	Rutgers	Cal
Best Win	Oklahoma	Florida	Texas A&M	South Carolina	Pitt or UConn	Arizona
Worst Loss	Arizona	Tennessee	Texas	Georgia Tech	Illinois!	Oregon State
Functional DNPs	5	4	6	6	4-ish	6
non-FDNP Record	3-1	3-1	2-1	1-2	2-3	0-3
Cheap Shot	Transitive property of college football indicates that UC-Davis would pwn you.	Wins over ASU, Auburn were total flukes.	Made Michigan's mobile quarterback defense look sweet.	Uh, you suck and stuff.	ILLI- FREAKIN' -NOIS	Quarterback's name spelled backward is "HELP ME I CANNOT THROW-YA"
Advice	12-ish or worse.	11-12.	#22 with a bullet.	Squeak them in at the bottom.	Omit with ferocity.	Omit until they beat a non-shortbus riding team.

I have bitchslapped the above teams in my ballot. I recommend you do the same.

Rank	Team	Snark
1	Texas	Why #1? To me USC and Texas are equal, so I will vote with the minority.
2	Southern Cal	No offense.
3	Penn State	Defense wins championships, but I also like it when the defense comes with an offense.
4	Georgia	DNP.
5	Miami	Overtaken by the spirit of Bo Schembechler on Saturday.
6	Alabama	Score an offensive touchdown.
7	Virginia Tech	But I wanted to like you so much.
8	Ohio State	Ugh. Pending 1-4 against Tressell == awful.
9	Notre Dame	Listen to Michael here; this offense is not almighty, and SEC defenses are pretty good. Still, ND has been consistently good. Few teams can say that.
10	Oregon	Main beneficiary of this carnage below.
11	LSU	Running out of snark!
12	UCLA	Finally got what was coming to them.
13	Wisconsin	A better team than they showed against PSU. Tamba Hali was a terrible matchup problem and PSU defense is one of the best in the country.
14	Florida	Yeah, well, Vandy... I dunno. Weird day for the middle of the poll.
15	Florida State	No QB problem rears up again. Was fortunate to beat Miami.
16	Georgia Tech	Put up or shut up coming soon.
17	Fresno State	Please beat USC. It would be sweet.
18	West Virginia	I guess.
19	Michigan	DNP.
20	Texas Tech	Has proven it can annihilate terrible pass defenses.
21	Auburn	Still haven't played anyone.
22	Minnesota	Mmmm, yards.
23	TCU	Still suspicious of that SMU loss.
24	Colorado	But meeem I wanted to vote for Spurrier.
25	Northwestern	Big Ten bias? Who else down here has beaten an 8-2 BCS team?

Dropped Out: BC(#13)

Games I Saw: VT-Miami, UW-PSU, Alabama-Miss State, ND-UT)

Help Requested: #11-16 are drawn out of a hat mostly.

Update: Sadly, had to excise South Carolina in favor of Colorado. If you're wondering about 'Bama, my "defense wins championships" statement was an ironic one. If Alabama manages to defensive touchdown its way through the SEC undefeated they'll be #3; as long as there's some projection aspect, though, I project that a couple field goals will not be sufficient to beat all comers.