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Thursday, November 17, 2005

Yeah, I don't think I can top the coaches one, so this may be a letdown, but you get what you pay for.

Michigan
Ohio State
The Unabomber
Wackjob
Jeffery Dahmer
Advantage: Michigan (Bombing People > Eating People)
Iggy Pop
Musician
O.A.R.
Advantage: Michigan
Arthur Miller, Crucible playwright who pulled his 5x2 on Marilyn Monroe
Famous Author
RL Stine, guy who writes the "Goosebumps" series
Advantage: Michigan
Does it matter?
Humorist
Bruce Vilanch
Vastnormous Advantage: Michigan
Tom Freakin' Brady
Quarterback
Kirk Herbstreit
Advantage: Michigan
Lucy Liu
Hottie
Patricia Heaton
Advantage: Michigan
Gerald Ford
President
N/A
Advantage: Push
Clarence Darrow
Famous Law Talkin' Guy
N/A
Advantage: Michigan
James Earl Jones, Darth Freakin' Vader
Voice of God Guy
Jack Buck, legendary announcer and sire of demonic Joe Buck
Advantage: Michigan
Google co-founder Larry Page
Internets Superhero Guy
Wikipedia co-founder Larry Sanger
Advantage: Michigan
Selma Blair
Chick Who Made Out With Sarah Michelle Gellar Guy
N/A
Advantage: Michigan
Ann Coulter
Woman Some Find Hot, Inexplicably
Melina Kanakaredes
Advantage: Eeeew. Push

(Note: Michigan is spared a huge black mark because Michael Moore went to UM-Flint.)

Another Michigan blowout: 10-0-2. They never stood a chance.

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