The Five Stages of Vince Young

I did this last August, but I think now is a good time to bump this to the top. Recent events and all. Yeah, we've been there.

(So, I found this Build-A-South-Park-Character thing via EDSBS. I built a rough analogue of myself. And then, well, I did this. Why? It is the mystery.)

Overconfidence

Hey, we're up 31-21. We're gonna win.

Surprise

Um. That guy is kinda fast.

Alarm

OMG THAT IS UNPOSSIBLE.

Shock, Horror, Disgust, Fear, Wailing; The Beating Of Your Chest, Rending Of Your Clothing, And General Renunciation Of God; In Brief, A Short Glimpse Into The Very Bowels Of Hell

AAAIGH! Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?*

Possessed By The Devil, A Murderous Rampage**

Mr. Hat says: Find the Herr-mann. Smite him. Eat him, eat all of him.***

* (Pure blasphemy.)
** (Look ma, I'm a New York Times headline writer!)
***(mgoblog does not condone the smiting and subsequent consumption of anyone, even people with redundant German last names and no ability to stop mobile quarterbacks.)