Ron English May Possibly Be The Defensive Coordinator Maybe I Promise Nothing In Fact I Suggest You Refrain From Reading This And Enjoy Some Lemonade

Right. Hope you enjoyed the exceedingly brief DC Jon Tenuta Era. Enjoy the whiplash.

Rivals premium board headline:

We just spoke with the Chicago Bears … something is brewing* - MichaelSpath 2/9 3:44 PM (show all)

Post from sudden insider and professional fatty-hater Paul on The Victors:

RE to DC*

Posted on February 9, 2006 at 04:07:59 PM by Paul

(RE == Ron English, obviously.) More bullcrap rumor mongering!

BTW my source is in the NFL. This is solid* - By Paul February 9, 2006 at 04:16:40 PM

Oh. My bad.

Personally, I know a guy who knows a guy who was a football manager recently--said manager was described as "freakin' out." Just check it out... this is the grand mother of all rumbles. I ain't sayin' nothing. I'm just sayin' that if this particular rumor independently spawned from multiple places is false, I will nail Laura Quinn.

That's right. Laura Quinn.

Update: Scout front page. Reports that it was announced on WTKA.

Update Update: Rivals front page. Everyone is being very circumspect about saying what exactly English is going to be doing at Michigan, but do the math: co-DC == Bears. English's New Role > co-DC.

Update Update Update: It's officially official.