This is always difficult, but I have to turn my sarcasm off for a moment.
This is a helmet currently being auctioned on eBay. It, of course, is a beautiful Michigan winged helmet signed by everyone from Jeff Kastl to Alan Branch to Zoltan Mesko. Helmet proceeds benefit the Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance. This is a rare opportunity to get Zoltan The Inconceivable's autograph and support a good cause. Big ballers are advised to bid away.