Unverified Voracity: Creepy Baby Edition

Fanhouse stuff:

• Brian Kelly is &#*!ing crazy.
• Buckeyes Introduce Crimin-Os (cereal name shamelessly stolen from MNB)
• A lame excuse to put "The Run" on AOL.
• Bret Bielema Comes to You For Help.

Warren St. John has spent a lot of time staring at Ann Geddes calendars lately, if his latest endearingly creepy post is any indication:

The fact is, if you want baby to be the hit of the tailgate party -- and to perfectly compliment that grill and keg emblazoned with your team's logo -- you're pretty much obligated to get them a little mascot suit. But where to begin?

Um... at RJYH?

Mike D'Andrea is done. His knees say his career is over; Buckeye linebacker depth takes a small hit, though I don't know how much they were counting on him. The article makes it sound like this announcement was a mere formality.

I can't let you do that, Dave Wannstedt. OMG.

A startup venture, EndGame Technologies, has designed novel computer modeling software to assist National Football League coaches with critical play-calling decisions--the kind that often determine the outcome of the game. Should a team punt on fourth down--or go for it? Or attempt a two-point conversion after a touchdown?

The startup faces a minor issue: the NFL doesn't allow computational aids to be used during the game. And I can tell you what it's going to say, anyway: GO FOR IT, LLOYD.

Bennie Joppru caught a preseason touchdown last night. He's not dead yet.