You're On Notice: Week 2

OUT:

• GRIZZLY BEARS: after what happened in Neyland, bears are clearly no threat to anyone.
• FULMER CUP DOUCHEBAGS: Their 15 minutes are up. More pressing matters, er, press.
• STEVE BREASTON'S TRAITOROUS LEGS seem fine.

IN:

• STEVE BREASTON'S TRAITOROUS HANDS: Er... yeah.
• RULE 3-2-5-e: you steal football from us. I hate you.
• PASS PROTECTION: Abiamiri versus Riley? Erk.