Whoops. In yesterday's chaos I completely omitted the last portion of Orson Swindle Award Bukkake. Here it is, a day late, but still, um, awardy goodness.
FOR: The best audio thing or regular podcast presented during the 2006 season.
RUNNER-UP: Verno's Blog, for "The Orgeron Song." This is normally where the fawning would go, but words? Orgeron song? No. Just... just listen:
yawyawyawyaw yaw yaw. footbaw.
WINNAH: Orson Swindle Award Bukkake... IV! Orson was up for two separate audio things: an interview with Michael Lewis, who you might remember from such books as "The Blind Side" and "Moneyball," and the instantly infamous "Lee Corso Slo-Jam." The winner, obviously, is the Lee Corso Slo-Jam. As I described it in my nomination post:
Ohhhh yeah, baby... Lee Corso. "I'm about to run a freaky option like you never seen between passion and ecstasy." Orson, Orson, Orson, you have no idea how many sweet love-makin' sessions you've ruined when Corso's head has floated in from the side and hovered over the lovee, Reese-Witherspoon-in-Election style. Half nightmare, half dream, all sexy: The Lee Corso Soul, er, Explosion. Mascot head don't lie.
This concludes Orson Swindle Award bukkake, 2006.