Yeah, I don't think I can top the coaches one, so this may be a letdown, but you get what you pay for.
| Michigan | Ohio State | |
|---|---|---|
| The Unabomber | Wackjob | Jeffery Dahmer |
| Advantage: Michigan (Bombing People > Eating People) | ||
| Iggy Pop | Musician | O.A.R. |
| Advantage: Michigan | ||
| Arthur Miller, Crucible playwright who pulled his 5x2 on Marilyn Monroe | Famous Author | RL Stine, guy who writes the "Goosebumps" series |
| Advantage: Michigan | ||
| Does it matter? | Humorist | Bruce Vilanch |
| Vastnormous Advantage: Michigan | ||
| Tom Freakin' Brady | Quarterback | Kirk Herbstreit |
| Advantage: Michigan | ||
| Lucy Liu | Hottie | Patricia Heaton |
| Advantage: Michigan | ||
| Gerald Ford | President | N/A |
| Advantage: Push | ||
| Clarence Darrow | Famous Law Talkin' Guy | N/A |
| Advantage: Michigan | ||
| James Earl Jones, Darth Freakin' Vader | Voice of God Guy | Jack Buck, legendary announcer and sire of demonic Joe Buck |
| Advantage: Michigan | ||
| Google co-founder Larry Page | Internets Superhero Guy | Wikipedia co-founder Larry Sanger |
| Advantage: Michigan | ||
| Selma Blair | Chick Who Made Out With Sarah Michelle Gellar Guy | N/A |
| Advantage: Michigan | ||
| Ann Coulter | Woman Some Find Hot, Inexplicably | Melina Kanakaredes |
| Advantage: Eeeew. Push | ||
(Note: Michigan is spared a huge black mark because Michael Moore went to UM-Flint.)
Another Michigan blowout: 10-0-2. They never stood a chance.
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