Lester Abram Arrested For Minor Traffic Stuff

Hello! This is a news update. Senior Michigan basketball wing Lester Abram was arrested last night at around 1 AM for driving on a suspended license after being pulled over for speeding somewhere near Lansing. There was a separate warrant out for the same offense. Also he didn't have proof of insurance.

You humble narrator actually fell prey to the exact same arrest -- in the parking lot of his workplace at the time, fun! -- because it turned out that there was some conflict of opinion on whether or not he had actually paid a particular ticket. The end result was embarrassing but not a big deal and a suspension is exceedingly unlikely.