This is thoroughly strange. Okay. I've come to terms with Texas #2 after Duh at #1. Then... I run out of top ten teams at about five. Seriously. I don't want to rank anyone sixth. I had severe issues ranking someone #2. So you can look at this like #1 USC. 2-5: Some teams. 6-10: Some more teams.
I am accepting feedback on this thing before I submit it towards the end of the week. I'm open for your input on just about everybody. Suggest away.
Rank | Team | Snark |
---|---|---|
1 | Southern Cal | Sophisticated as hail. |
2 | Texas | I am contractually bound to fear Vince Young as if he was Satan incarnate after the Rose Bowl. |
3 | Michigan | Homer pick? I dunno. This is where I think they go now. |
4 | LSU | One quarterback away from Zow! No, not that Zow. |
5 | Tennessee | Ainge sort of shaky end of last year, plus major secondary issues. |
6 | Miami (Florida) | Also contractually obligated to have one Florida team in the top ten. |
7 | Purdue | Snakebitten last year, now have a healthy kicker and the whole defense back. Everybody. |
8 | Virginia Tech | Sorry, Ian. |
9 | Oklahoma | No one except Adrian Peterson is back. That's still pretty good. |
10 | Florida | Seriously, who names their kid "Urban"? |
11 | Ohio State | Troy Smith sucks; a lot of other parts don't. |
12 | Louisville | Probably going to annihilate everyone they play. Have scads of talent relative to rest of Big East... how exactly did this happen? Louisville is in Kentucky. |
13 | Texas A&M | Franchione liftoff year, also many people back from last season... last season when they lost to Baylor! |
14 | Iowa | I fear Kirk Ferentz. I do not fear 255 pound redshirt freshman defensive tackles. |
15 | Arizona State | Hi Sam Keller. You probably did the right thing. |
16 | Georgia | Tee Martin hypothesis tested this year. Everyone forgot about that Ware kid, but he's pretty good himself. |
17 | Cal | Expect a lot of tasteless headlines featuring Marshawn Lynch. |
18 | Auburn | Better. |
19 | Boston College | Stupid Pat Eaves. |
20 | Bowling Green | The best quarterback in college football. Shi'ite defense. |
21 | Florida State | No quarterback, no Cromartie, Jeff Bowden, real teams to oppose. Dadgummit. |
22 | Minnesota | Half of a really, really good team. Half of a violent illness. |
23 | North Carolina State | Section Six convinced me. I also have a soft spot for losers of tight games. |
24 | Texas Tech | OMG OMG OMG OMG THROW |
25 | Alabama | For Warren. |
Update: After consideration and some input, I flipped Texas A&M and Arizona State. Ditto for Bowling Green and Auburn. This one's in the system, baby.
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